“Hike up your skirt a little bit, pull down your top and show me a little tit..."

Kaiser Chiefs complain about lack of groupies. I'm biting my tongue on this one.

Razorlight: the square vase of rock. Ahahaha.

Fluxblog has Morrissey's "Redondo Beach" for download. Too bad he's a hater.

Britney Spears has been hospitalized. We hope Fetus Spears is okay!

Real life Romeo and Juliet-style family fued. But with more guns. (From Modern Laundry)

Nike is taking over downtown Toronto with clever advertising. I like "Running for a Cinnamon Bun Doesn't Count".

This person hates babies. I don't know how he does it.

I hate Mel Gibson. It's easy.

I'm writing my last essay of the year tonight. Once I bust out the Red Bull I predict it will look a little like this.