If I fail out of school I'm blaming this blog.

The Glastonbury line-up has been revealed!!! I'm tickled pink!

The charges against Pete Doherty have been dropped! Hells yeah!

Sadly, Pete's ex has some less-than-kind words about him. Not nice!

The White Stripes have named their new album 'Get Behind Me Satan'. What the fuck is that about?

Chromewaves gives The Empires some love. Props to Alana.

Brendan Benson plays Lee's Palace tonight. I'd go if I could.

It's a sad sad day when Mischa Barton ties with Oprah (at the bottom) on the list of beautiful women.

Respect to HorseFace for finally getting her man. She's an inspiration to ugly people everywhere.

Someone get Jessica Simpson a SAMMAGE! PLEASE!

This is everything I hate in one conveniently packaged music video.