Son of a peach!!!

Smooches to Ross from The Futureheads for ze hook-up to their ridiculously awesome and brilliant show this weekend. Louis XIV were equally mindblowing. There was boytouching and guitar sex. I'm pretty much in love with everybody.

Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno got hit my an unidentified flying object while onstage a show in Glasgow over the weekend. He told Radio 1: "It's such a shame the actions of one person put an end to our best gig all year. I would like to thank the fans for all their support. Please throw bras and knickers from now on."

Pete Doherty talks about what a dirty slut he's been. I like it.

Le Tigre writing songs for Paris Hilton! WHAT!?!

Bono jumps on the bandwagon and scolds Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin.

Listen to the debut album Cuts Across The Land from The Duke Spirit. They're good kids.

I heart Pink Is The New Blog to a sickening degree. Oh and scroll down for (always) entertaining Tara Reid pics.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. Gee, who saw that one coming?

Here's a Feel Good story to start off the week!

The Internet is making us all stupid... so we might as well smoke pot! That's what they're saying here right?

Squirrel + Cat = "Squat" + me having nightmares about them last night.

All Nintendo fans will agree this is amazing! Thanks Ian!