Sorry about my lack of Internet presence yesterday. I had an exam and then my Internet provider decided to be a total asshat. But I'm here now, better late than never.

Pete Doherty and Carl Barat reunited!!!!! BEST NEWS EVER!!!!!

The La's have been added to the Glastonbury line-up. Sweet.

Chris Martin still continues to kiss Noel Gallagher's ass.

But if you're into Coldplay...

There's a new Pope. The Sun nails another headline. I think I'd almost prefer this guy.

Benedict XVI meets Louis XIV. Hot.

I'm so addicted to M.I.A.'s album Arular these days.

I got dumped by Dodge at My Old Kentucky Blog in a blog post. I'll get over it.

I'm not afraid to admit I'm looking forward to new slutty dance music from Rachel Stevens.

Save Keira Knightley!

Paris Hilton confirmed split from Nicole Ritchie. The end of an era (of hot sluts).

I'm way too enthousiastic about Celebrity Girlfight!