Wednesday, June 15, 2005

The polka dots fill my eyes

Nicole Richie stole the Simple Life 2: Interns from our dear Paris and that meant we couldn’t help but like her. But the word that she wants crazy extravagances, like elephant rides at her wedding makes us absolutely love her. As far as we’re concerned all weddings need elephant rides. Actually we’d prefer woolly mammoth rides, but alas until someone can pull some Jurassic-Park-style-magic that will remain a pipe dream.

Is Tom Cruise running some sort of
Make-A-Wish-Foundation-style-charity for B-list celebrities? The dude just fulfilled the dreams of small town Joey Potter of Capeside by helping her escape that two-bit town so she could become the A-list celeb she always wanted to be. But Tom isn't satisfied helping just one B-lister. Apparently, Tom the philanthropist is promising to make Posh Spice a movie star! If we can work something out to avoid that whole pesky converting to Scientology thing sign us Tom 'cause damn it, we wanna be stars too!

Speaking of Spice Girls…if you look at the UK charts it’s
pretty tough being one these days. Come on UK pop fans show our girls a little love!

We’ve tried to shield you from MJ news as much as possible ‘cause it has taken over the media like a bad herpes outbreak, but this new development is too good not to pass along.
MJ may possible make his comeback at Philly or London’s Live 8! We have no problem with the organisers helping with his comeback. But, if we were them we might wanna think real hard about this ‘cause there’s no doubt his performance and not Live 8's cause will become the media’s focus.

Kayne West has good taste in music.
He, like us, hearts the sound of the Archdukes from Glasgow. Our boys also like Kanye's sound. We may be reading too much into Alex's quote, but is he trying to tell us something about the sound of the new Franz album?

Lastly, we’d say don’t expect too much gossip about
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty to come from our boy Pete after Kate gave him a “proper bollocking” over his comments about thier relationship at the Ivor Novello awards. But knowing Pete, he'll forget and start gushing the next time reporters ask. So Petey, if Kate still gets mad at you when you’re being a sweetie like that, you are more than welcome to come over to Rock Snob’s for some consoling.

2 Comments:

Blogger Punk is Dead said...

Ah yes, but Kanye West also puts John Mayer up on a pedestal, so apparently, there's no accounting for taste. Also, as a procucer, some of his stuff is really weak (that is, any song in which he satisfies his "baby fetish").

3:33 PM  
Blogger The Fresh Young MikeyD said...

Punk is Dead, I cannot believe I didn't know that. You are once again putting my musical knowledge to shame. Clearly you should be writing this thing and not I. You'll have to settle for the comments section 'cause I don't have any administrative privileges.

11:04 AM  

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