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Rumour has it that despite Keith Richards recent release from hospital, he's due back for surgury to treat a small brain haemorrhage. A spokesperson for the band didn't confirm or deny this. I wouldn't worry though, he's Keith Richards - nothing can kill him!

Speaking of people who miraculously haven't died despite mass drug consumption... David Bowie's taking a sabbatical! His reason? "I'm fed up with the industry. And I've been fed up for quite some time."

Expect American influences (like Bruce Springsteen), not British ones, on the new Killers album.

Noel: "I wanted to kill Liam - Again". When I grow up I want to be a Gallagher (will settle for "drunken lout").

Gorillaz are writing an "autobiography". So, since they're a fake band doesn't that mean they can pretty much make up anything they like?

The Superficial has the best commentary. Ever.

Maybe the guy at the movie theatre was on to something when he said I looked like Kelly Clarkson. But only when she's brunette, chubby, and looking slightly rough.

If you live in Toronto and you are
a) selling an old cell phone for very cheap,
b) working for a company that's hiring in the Communications field, and/or
c) know of a decent one-bedroom apartment for rent (June 1) in central Toronto,
please get in touch with me.