Thursday, February 26, 2004
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
I hate forwards. Like really hate. But my friend send me two funny (naughty) ones I had to share.
The Penis Study. "In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canada, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead." Trojan Games. Be warned of sexual content. Video 1, Video 2, Video 3.
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
I’m gonna be in the UK in May. Email me if I can crash at your place for a night!
Morrissey’s playing a massive show in Manchester when I’m there. Wheeee! The Charlatans official site has been relaunched in honour of the new album “Up At The Lake”. Craig's on the cover of the new NME. Apparently groupies nearly ruined up the band... Oh really... The Carnations, one of the few local bands I love, have broken up. Click here for details on their final show this Saturday at the Horseshoe. SHE is a HE. I am JEALOUS.
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Monday, February 16, 2004
Friday, February 13, 2004
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Everything is still so freakin boring… I keep tryin...
Conan is filming in Toronto til the end of the week. It's gonna be kickass. I haven't decided if I like the new Vines single ("Ride") yet... Hrmmm... Stellastarr* are coming back to Toronto. April 6th at Mod Club. Recent photos of Pete Doherty in Paris. Purty! Sophie Ellis-Bextor's new album sounds like "the sound of a chic young lady strolling down the street with an iPod providing her private soundtrack rather than cutting loose on the dance floor." She's so classy! Gruesome twosome. I admit it! Even I like William Hung. Snow Patrol's cover of "Crazy In Love" must be heard. Shaun Ryder and Bez reunite... and the world drug consumption increases tenfold. Why Pepsi? Why?
Sunday, February 08, 2004
BORING BORING BORING.
Coachella's gonna be amazing. Ryan Adams' wrist surgery was successful. The Music returned with 'a point to prove' at their NME Awards Show. They premiered four new songs: 'Welcome To The North', 'One Way In, No Way Out', 'Cessation', and 'Into The Night'. I'm so sick of it so this is the last you will hear about Janet's boob from me. Janet Jackson Breast Cupcakes. Paris Hilton's book proposal.